Subject: Return of the Supertrooper Date: Tue, 22 Aug 2000 13:05:35 -0500 From: "Chuck" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars I was just re-reading the discussion we had of the "supertroopers" dancing in the Death Star. I felt it was time for a brief return. [Death Star II. Luke lies crouched on the floor, force lightning ripping through his body. The blast stops] Emperor: Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand. [scream from more dark power] Emperor: Now young Skywalker, you will... [tears off his robe] Jive! [Opening beat of Disco Inferno. Emperor stands dressed in a flared suit a'la Saturday Night Fever. He sticks his arm up and proceeds to disco] Luke:[silent as he comes to his feeting, watching] Emperor: Dance boy! Let it aaaaaalllll come out! [begins subtle pelvic thrusts] Luke: [uncertain, begins doing the Macarena] Emperor: No boy! Disco! Disco is life!!! ["Burn baby burn"] Emperor: That's it, use the hips. [Holds his pointed finger straight up in the air and shakes it as he slowly turns around] [Outside the battlestation] Lando: That music's coming from the Death Star.... that thing is.... happening.. [begins dancing in the Millennium Falcon] Admiral Ackbar: We heard it. All craft, prepare to strut. [Imperial Officers toss of their hats and begin to disco] [Rebel commandoes and Stormtroopers move in perfect choreography as they point to the sky, down and back again] [The nearly completed disco ball glitters as it hangs over the forest moon of Endor] [Across the galaxy on Tatooine, Cloud City, and Coruscant we see multitudes getting funky] -- Chuck http://www.sfdebris.com