| The Ultimate Badass vs. The Klingon | |
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| Private Hudson, United States Colonial Marine Corps | Commander Worf, Starfleet |
| Synopsis: | Synopsis: |
| From: http://cse.unl.edu/~jraises/aliens/hudson.htm Bad to the bone, and definitely the ultimate badass, Hudson is the driving force of Aliens. From the beginning to the bitter and unforgiving end, he brings on the power and strength of the Marines, cocky as hell . . . The magnitude of this man causes us to unconsciously use his quotes daily and wish that one day, we too could be blowing away Aliens in a battle to the death, if only to yell "Die you mutha fuka!" just one more time. The fate of this most awesome Marine will forever burn in all of our hearts... to see his powerful figure be taken cowardly by an Alien from underneath...the determination in his eyes... unwilling to give up in the face of death. Why, why is it that the strong are punished so? Somewhere, in all of us, Hudson lives on. Blasting the shit out of Aliens, always fucking around, and complaining like hell about everything. |
Despite being raised by
human parents, Worf epotomizes the essence of the Klingon Warrior. Honorable, and well-versed in the traditional Klingon weapons, Worf is truly a warrior. The coolness of this man causes us to wish we could run around hacking people to death with those wicked-looking bat'leth's. :-) |
Memorable Quotes: |
Memorable Quotes: |
| "We're on the express elevator to
hell - going down!" "I am the ultimate badass.. state of the badass
art! GORMAN: "Hicks, meet me at the south The survivors are in the APC, discussing what Burke says that they can't nuke the site. The dropship crashes. The survivors are discussing how long till they "Oh, man, I was getting short. Power to the colony complex where the Marines are |
"Klingons never
bluff." LOCUTUS: "...All will become one with the
Borg." Q: "What do I have to do to prove it to
you?" "Human women are too fragile." "Kahless will bring honor back to the Klingon "What is a 'Q'?" "Prune Juice? A warrior's drink!" "The honor is to serve" "A man's tongue cannot be loosened by root
beer." |
| War Cry: | War Cry: |
| "There they go! Get them!" "Look out! Look Out! Look Out!" "Die, you bastards! Die, motherfucker!" HICKS: "Hudson!" "Motherfucker! Come On! Come On! Come and get it, baby!" "I don't got all day! Come on, you bastard!" "Come on! You, too! You want some of this? Fuck you!" Aliens bust through the floor and grab Hudson. "Aah! Fuck You!" Hudson points his gun at the Aliens pulling him below and fires repeatedly. "Hicks!" HICKS: "Hudson!" Hudson screams as the Aliens pull him below, their claws grasping his face. |
"Assimilate this!" GRUNT! |
| Memorable Achievements: | Memorable Achievements: |
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Now that you're done reading the strengths
of our two contenders, It's time to VOTE!
The voting
is over as of 9/29/99.
Hudson (5
votes)
mows Worf
(3 votes)
down in a hail of
10mm caseless (that strangely enough, *has* cases :)
Some memorable quotes from our voters:
Very nice.
One thing I want to point out though: the reason Hudson survived
the
first meeting with the aliens but not the second was because the
second time he had a weapon. It's a cinematic law that if you
give
Bill Paxton a weapon he will die. The only way he can save
himself is
to disarm or get rid of it.
Movie Weapon Cause of Death
Terminator: Knife: punched through the chest
Aliens: Big-@## gun: dragged off and impregnated
Tombstone:Six shooter: becoming a marshal
Predator 2: Pistol: Heart cut in two with a really big weapon
Navy Seals: Sniper rifle: shot or fell, but he did die
Where he survived:
Twister No weapon to fight the tornado
True Lies: Ditches his gun, Schwartzenegger decides not to kill
him
Apollo 13: Luckily, no sharp objects on board
Titanic: Had a cigar, which is dangerous only in Clinton's hands
Weird Science: Acts like a jerk, turned into a frog, but lived
Hudson's mistake was in not throwing down his gun; then he would
have
stood a chance.
Chuck Sonnenburg
Worf, sorry but he is still alive, still kicking ass, and a
lot more
fun than Hudson (he is NOT the ultimate badass)
Vegard Valberg
(I vote for Hudson),
Jonathan Boyd
I vote for Hudson!
LordShaithis
I'd say Private Hudson teaches Worf what warfare is really
like.
Michael O'Shea
Hiya,
Hmm...upon seeing the special ed. Aliens release on DVD, and
everything you quoted for Hudson, I had to give him more credit
than I originally had. (I'd always just remembered him for
whining
and the "game over, man!" stuff.) So it's a closer call
than it would've
been, but I have to go with Worf...
Sean W Roberts
Badass vs Worf: Badass wins.
I'm voting for the Badass :)
Rob Dalton
Worf would win
Vader01234@aol.com
You picked the wrong Marine. Hicks, man, Corporal Hicks. He
*survived*. He *led*. He *nuked*. :-)
Marines over Worf, still.
Charles Glasgow:
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