Subject: Top Ten Ways To Piss Off a Fanatical Trekkie Date: Mon, 12 Mar 2001 08:52:10 GMT From: "Steve Garrett Jr." Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars Top Ten Ways to Piss Off a Fanatical Trekkie 10. Switch the "e" and "r" in Trekkie to make it "Terkkie" (turkey) 9. Take the batteries out of his electronic phaser 8. Tell him he'll need a better structural integrity field to move his ass off the couch. 7. Screw up Trek with bad plots and.... oh wait, Brannon Braga is already doing that on Voyager. 6. Post pictures of Kate Mulgrew's wedding (applies to Janeway fans only) 5. Steal his collection of rare Star Trek Micro Machines. 4. Tell him to shove it up his warp core. 3. Say "My Minbari can kick your Klingons' asses anytime!" 2. Hold him in contempt of court for wearing a Star Trek uniform in the courtroom. And the Number One Way to Piss Off a Fanatical Trekkie 1. Send him to www.stardestroyer.net/Empire.html -- Sorry, it's a character trait: I can't respect idiots (and Kynes). "You homo sapiens and your guns....." - Magneto "Big" Steve, God of Fanfic, Spacebattles regular, and Slayer of Fools