Subject: Re: Top Ten Ways To Piss Off a Fanatical Trekkie Date: Mon, 12 Mar 2001 17:52:21 -0000 From: "rob.wn5" Organization: ntlworld News Service Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars References: 1 "Steve Garrett Jr." wrote in message news:3AAC8EE7.ED7793BA@cfl.rr.com... Top Ten Ways to Piss Off a Fanatical Warsie 10. Call him a Trekkie 9. Take the batteries out of his Darth Maul Lightsabre 8. Tell him that a turbolaser is just a laser turned up to 11 (20 for the DS Superlaser) 7. Create an excrutiatingly bad character and overuse him......wait GL already did that with Jar-jar. 6. Tell them about topless shots of Natalie Portman, but don't give them the URL or show them the pics. 5. Steal his collection of rare SW SE Laserdisks. 4. Tell him Warp is better than Hyperdrive. 3. Say "My Redshirts can kick your Stormtroopers asses anytime!" 2. Point out that the DS1 should have just blasted Yavin then the moon, if it still existed afterwards And the Number One Way to Piss Off a Fanatical Warsie 1. Send him to www.spacebattles.com and tell him they are better debaters than he is. Rob Wilson