Thread: Vader vs.
Crusher...
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1998 00:31:19 -0600
Okay, Vader and his lightsaber (and even
his advanced tie fighter) vs.
Wesley Crusher and his datapad... DISCUSS!!!
Michael B. Mayo
One, I think the FAQ asks us not to indulge in grossly unfair
fights,
such as "Super Star Destroyer vs. Federation shuttle"
or "Vader vs.
Crusher".
(and having pointed that out, I will now violate it with this
self-indulgence)
Second -- are there Dark Side Force subskills for Inflict Pain,
Magnify
Pain, Invent Entirely New Orders of Magnitude of Pain, and Create
An
Infinity of Pain? ![]()
I mean, who here isn't rooting for Wesley to die as long and as
agonizing and as hideous a death as is theoretically possible?
Vader
may need to call in interrogation droids just for their
specialized
talents. Maybe he could stick Wesley in a bacta tank so he'd last
longer. (LOL)
ChuckG
(yes, folks, I admit. I REALLY hate Wesley. Who doesn't?)
Wesley Crusher would win, Darth
Vader would throw up in disgust at
the sight of the Wuss and drown in his own vomit. If Vader
survives this
he will utterly destroy the Enterprise, the Federation, and
everyone else
that can remember the existance of such an abomination...
Vegard Valberg
Welcome back Veg.
Yes, I do
believe Vader would 'shat his panths' at
that repulsive sight, just before a telekinetically-guided
lightsaber-lance gives
the Federation just cause to surrender as a sign of gratitude.
Chris Mullane
Crusher. Easy!! I mean, who could
stand the sight of him? Vader would
use his own lightsaber on himself, and once dead, Crusher would
do icky
stuff to him..... but let's not go there.
Ewan Fleming
Darth Vader causes wesley crusher a painful death. What a show
that would be!
Robert Williams
Now I'd pay money to see that
ChaosXtreme
Is this Wesley with his new powers
or not? If it is with his new found
powers then he could just stop time freezing Vader, then he'd
take Vader's
own lightsaber and hack him up.
Xtreme
Crusher, of course. All he has to do is send Vader into a bubble
universe, and no more Vader!
Elim Garak
lol, hmm thats a toughy, even you trekkies know vader could cut
him
down in what, .23 seconds
JediIggy