Subject: ASVS Movie edits Date: Thu, 18 Jan 2001 19:31:09 -0800 From: "Colin Brian Witz" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars The Sixth Sense ASVS style tag line: 'I see Lurkers, They don't know their KF'ed make them go away.' Cast Boyd-Bruce Willis (Hey, he doesn't show up unless his name is mentioned anymore might as well be a ghost) Kynes-The guy who shoots Bruce in the first scene Newbie-The Kid Summery: After leaving ASVS because of Kynes, Boyd the Lurker must help a newbie deal with Trolls and wrathful lurkers. Yojimbo One of the 'Neutrals'-Yojimbo Chris O'Farrell-The Bartender Stuart Mackey-The Gravedigger Rival families The various starwars and startrek regulars. Summary: a neutral enters ASVS land, and sells his services to both sides, eventually killing everyone in ASVS land except Stuart, & Chris, Along the way he helps Ryan and Raven escape the NG. Tag line: 'ASVS sure is quiet now' Starship Troopers Spyda: AS all of the Bugs Hitman: Rico Sheppard: Special Ops. (Bolo Commander) Summary: While the debate over who would win in Book MI, vs. movie MI continues, Spyda takes over Klendethu and Gains control of a Xenomorph queen, and slaughters everyone. Then Sheppard and Hitman wade in with lots of firepower and book version MI suits fallowed up by Bolo's. Subject: ASVS movie edit (Apacalypse Now) Date: Wed, 21 Feb 2001 21:03:26 -0800 From: "Colin Brian Witz" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars Imperial Phoenix Now! Sheppard: Kurtz Hitman: The guy sent to kill Kurtz Chris: Chef Yates & the Rest of the Cleaners: Surfing special Forces guys The Warsies Imperialist faction, thinks that Sheppard has betrayed them because he still hasn't finished I.P., and is now calling himself Einsatz Trooper and fighting a strange forgotten war somewhere in earth's past send Hit-Man to track him down. Along the way Hit-Man receives assistance from various forces including the Cleaners who have picked up the hobby of DBZing oceans to create perfect surfing conditions. "I love the Smell of Plasma in the Morning" Along the way Hit-Man has discovered that Einsatz has been fucking with the Federation's history trying to create a new Empire in Sol's past. (Oh, and Chris gets his head cut off...) (Sorry, I just Imagined them dropping down in assault shuttles, playing the Imperial March at 170db over ALL comm channels, using the correvettes' turbolasers to boil off a sufficient portion of the ocean to create massive Tsunamis and then surfing in full Dark Trooper Armour while the waves destroy all of the coastal areas.) *** Chasing Thelea Summary: After years of searching the Use.net Sheppard, has finally found the woman of his dreams. There's one Problem. Thelea: Jane Sheppard: Cartoonist Chasing Jane Hitman: Cartoonist's Best Friend Me (Or Chris): Jay Ancaris: Silent Bob Actually the result of some funny ICQing going around..... TGOD: The Usual Suspects Summary: Once again someone has Attacked Trannie, for being the Weak sister of the T-God universe. Police round up a group of misfits to determine who really is the mastermind. *** STGOD Club Rog: The Soap Manufacturer Kyle: The guy who doesn't sleep First Rule of STGOD CLUB there is no STGOD club. Second Rule of STGOD CLUB there is no STGOD club. Third Rule: Newbies must fight yes, there's one more line that needs to be added, but I fear the wrath of my fellow lumps. _Archive Raider_ Raven as Lora Croft. Ryan as her pet nerd Cmrd Wilkens as her Butler various others as her Illuminati enemies. a Fearless adventuress must plunge through the use.net archives to find the lost treasures: Hitman's lost Fanfic review, and various great posts. Battling the Evil Illuminati along the way. *** Oh, I just can't help my self...... Lord of The Web Rings Chuck: Gandolf Knyes: The Mouth of Sauron Dalton: Frodo, Gimli, and Tom Bromdil Hyde: Wormtoung(sp) Thelea: Gladrial Raven: Arwen Poe: The Balrog Ryan: Nice collection of Swords and stuff (Aragorn, also fits the plotline with Arwen) Sheppard: The Leader of the Nine Wong: The White Counsel I think we can come up with some more. Ancaris: Ent Me: Bayneir (THe only werebear.) Commander Wilkins: Elrond Rob Wilson: Legalas Paul Jacques: Gullum Weyon: Shelob T.J.: Smaug ***** Subject: Movie Edit with plot 2001 a Troll Oddyssy Date: Fri, 6 Jul 2001 22:02:26 -0700 From: "Colin Brian Witz" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars The Dawn of ASVS Cut to a Dismal swamp, the Trolls are all gathered around throwing feces at each other, out from the skies descends the monolithic NWRD, the Trolls, suddenly look up, touch it, and proceed to writing scripts for Berman and Bragga (SO that's were Voyager came from). Soon Paul and Elim notice a typewriter lying in the troll feces, and bash the king of the trolls head in with it.... (Timmy dies, Trollkind discovers weapons, and makes it's long, long, march into err, something) Fast forward 4 years... (About 4 million Troll Cycles) The trolls had gathered at the Space Battles site, a new troll monolith has been discovered Titled 'Wong is Wrong' a flash of light comes and all the trolls are consumed by flames. Commander Weyon sat in his chair on the troll spacelines worst class section, as Stewardess Kathryn Jordan came by with his meal of slime. A mission would have to be made to the farthest reaches of the internet to find the new Troll monolith. Along the way the Ship's computer malfunctions and becomes the Logical DMZ 9000. Knowing that it is either them or the DMZ 9000, the crew plots against DMZ 9000, The DMZ 9000 kills them all except for Guardian who disconnects the DMZ 9000, and enters of vortex of Pure Bozon energy, becoming a Troll God. whoa and you don't have to be stoned to understand it..... Cast: Paul, Elim, and Timmy: The first Primitive Trolls Weyon: CIA/NASA Troll super bad guy. Kathryn Jordan: Troll Stewardess ST Knight, Virus-x, and Skinny Hulk: The three Trolls who are in cryostrorage. DMZ: Hal-9000 (Well he started out as an AA Troll, but has become someone rational) Colonel1814: The Troll that gets killed by the communication array. Guardian : Dave Bowman ***** Subject: [ASVS Movie Edit] Taxi Driver Date: Thu, 5 Jul 2001 18:17:28 -0500 From: "Pablo" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars I recently purchased the Taxi Driver DVD (with complete screenplay!). So, here's the cast of characters. Travis Bickle - Mark Sheppard A perfect fit, isn't it? A psychopathic, gun-toting lowlife! Iris - Raven Ford No insult to Raven intended. Betsy - Thelea I ran out of women, okay? Sport - Kynes A scumball pimp? Who else but Kynes? Charles Palantine - Chuck Even the names match. Easy Andy - Boyd It just seems to fit, somehow. The Guy That Gets Shot in the Face Six Times with a .25 Caliber Pistol - Transcend I can dream, can't I? *********** Subject: (Humor) ASVS movie Edits Date: Sat, 1 Sep 2001 00:56:36 -0700 From: "Colin Brian Witz" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars 1. Leon/The Professional Matilda: Raven Leon: LT. Hitman Leon's Mob Boss: Yates The DEA agents: The Troll Gallery (Actually I have some Captioned Screen Shots for this one) 2. ASVS (Book Edit) The Black Company by Glen Cook. 1. The Lady (Thelea) 2. Soulcatcher (Thelea again, this actually makes sense) 3. The Captain: Wiltkens 4. Murgen: Rob Wilson 5. Goblin: C.S. *Sorry requirements for being one of the three wizards* 6. One Eye: Me *I only have one working eye, and I am a cranky old fart* 7. Silent: Phenix (He disappears often enough to be the one who doesn't talk, yet speaks volumes) 8. Raven: Ryan Spikard 9. The White Rose (Adult): Raven Ford (Oh, right color hair, and build, now if she only did sign language) Soulcatcher Hires the Company to work for the Evil Lady, along the way the company rescues a little girl who grows up to be the prophesized _White Rose_ betrayed by the Lady, they company joins the army of the White Rose and fights the lady's vast army.