Subject: [HUMOUR] Brother Chuck's Traveling Fanfiction Show. Date: Sun, 29 Oct 2000 14:51:49 -0600 From: Graeme Dice Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars Brother Chuck's Traveling Fanfiction Show A parody of "Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show" by Neil Diamond Hot August night And the leaves hanging down And the grass on the posts smelling sweet Move up the road To the outside of town And the sound of that good fiction beat Sits a ragged tent Where there ain't no trees And that fanfic group Telling you and me It's Chuck, Brother Chuck's say Brother Chuck's Traveling Fanfiction Show Pack up the babies 'an grab the old ladies 'an everyone goes 'cause everyone knows Brother Chuck's show Room gets suddenly still And when you'd almost bet You could hear yourself sweat, he walks in Eyes black as coal And when he lifts his face Every ear in the place is on him Starting soft and slow Like a small earthquake And when he lets go Half the valley shakes It's Chuck, Brother Chuck say Brother Chuck's Traveling Fanfiction Show Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies 'an everyone goes 'cause everyone knows 'bout brother Chuck's show Fanfic Write my fic like yours Work with me this day In my words, I know I will never say Story, story, story, story, story, story, story It's Chuck, Brother Chuck say Brother Chuck's Traveling Fanfiction Show Pack up the babies And grab the old ladies 'an everyone goes I say Chuck, Brother Chuck say Brother Chuck's Traveling Fanfiction Show Pack up the babies And grab the old ladies 'an everyone goes Chuck, Brother Chuck say . . . (Fade out) Graeme Dice -- "There is a time to think, and a time to act. And gentlemen, this is no time to think." -- "Canadian Bacon"