Subject: Setzer's newest song, Idiocies of Paul
Date: 28 Mar 2002 05:44:29 -0800
From: setzer2438@hotmail.com (Setzer)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars




Well, actually, I've been working on this tune for the better part of
a year. I just said, to hell with making it longer, so I'm posting
this now.

Sung to the tune of "Melodies of Life"

Alone for a while,
I've been searching through your posts,
for traces of the intellect you claim that your brain hosts.

I open Second Contact and what is this I see?
Idiocies of Paul on this NG...

You came to our group though I cannot say just why
You sent your posts, they pissed us off, 
we kicked your ass goodbye
And I know we won't miss the fics you never wrote.
Idiocies that Paul
Shoved down our throat.

I nearly repressed memories
of your Damn NRWD.
Now it's gone
The FAQ will help us carry on
Without you.

As time passes by, 
more trolls may come along
and we shall deal with them similarly
TGODs and Flamewars
But Idiocies of Paul
are present on this NG no more
Nor shall they ever come back.