Subject: Can this be the NG's anthem Date: Fri, 15 Mar 2002 18:34:20 -0500 From: "Setzer" To: Did you know that we are ASVS (Sung to the tune of "I‘m a pioneer" ) Did you know that we are ASVS We all have a pointless hobby We send posts to our newsgroup and far beyond... Did you know that we are ASVS We all have a pointless hobby Debating if Star Wars or Star Trek would win Trolls mock and ridicule ASVS Say hyperspace is .5 c they tell you the way things are and swear we’re wrong I wasn’t like those trolls with there mushy brains all green, I had done the math, watched the shows and movie scenes So I fired up my newsreader, went on Usenet one day Now I wouldn’t have it any other way If you’re tired of troll NGs feel free to do like me You’ll cry out with joy when you re-a-lize you’re free It’s a group like no other one you may have left behind And a great way to eat up your free time Some would say SB.com’s best Fuck to them, join ASVS Can you see that you’re an ASVSer not one of the stupid trolls who rehash the same mistakes we’ve heard before When your day of debate is through A TGOD’s fun to do don’t have to restrain your bloodlust anymore You’re on ASVS, the same as me If you feel you can’t debate with this fic in your head, You can send a story to Dalton’s page instead all stories sent are welcome, each will find their place, tales of starships flying through space Trolls like Paul write fics that are crap And we have Mistings to deal with that! hand in hand, we’ll post to ASVS debating TV and movies TGODing all those who say we suck The worst trolls cannot beat ASVS The truth is our greatest weapon online on UseNet where our posts go to This place is ASVS It’s you and me. Come what may, we’ll still be ASVS debating our pointless hobby, we’ll travel the galaxy and far beyond It’s our destiny to be ASVS we’ll always be moving forward our denizens are who we’ll be counting on We’ll be ASVS forevermore