Subject: [Humour] FAQS Date: Mon, 23 Oct 2000 00:02:10 GMT From: Graeme Dice Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars A parody of "Signs" by The 5 Man Electrical Band FAQS And the FAQ said "Outrageous Okona people need not apply" So I tucked my notes up under my hat and I went in to ask them why They said "You look like a fine upstanding Warsie, I think you'll do" So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that. Huh! This will sure beat you!" Whoa-oh-oh FAQ, FAQ, everywhere a FAQ Blockin' out the fanfics, breakin' my mind Post this, don't post that, can't you read the FAQ? And the FAQ said anybody caught trolling' would be flamed on sight So I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the group, "Hey! What gives you the right?" "To put up a FAQ to keep me out or to keep all the trekkies in" "If Tim was here he'd tell you to your face, Man, you're some kinda warsie" FAQ, FAQ, everywhere a FAQ Blockin' out the fanfics, breakin' my mind Post this, don't post that, can't you read the FAQ? Now, hey you, mister, can't you read? You've got to do some calcs and shout to get a seat You can't even watch, no you can't read You ain't supposed to be here The sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside Ugh! ------ lead guitar ------ And the sign said, "Everybody welcome. Come in, kill Tim and play" But when they asked about my side at the end of it all, I didn't have a thing to say So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little FAQ I said, "Thank you, guys, for thinkin' 'bout me. I'm alive and doin' fine." Wooo! FAQ, FAQ, everywhere a FAQ Blockin' out the fanfics, breakin' my mind Post this, don't post that, can't you read the FAQ? FAQ, FAQ, everywhere a FAQ FAQ FAQ, FAQ Graeme Dice -- A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.