Try to imagine this in SW type rolling up, slanted yellow text:
 
STARTREK VS STARWARS
                              EPISODE XXI
                     THE FINAL ACTS OF DESPERATION:
 
It is a dark time for the Trek Alliance. Although the dreaded 
"Sovereign can't beat an Interdictor Cruiser" threat had been 
destroyed, the evil Wars Empire located their base of operations and 
chased them off the base. Now, the remnants of the Trek Alliance huddle 
in a remote, far away place known as Spacebattles.com.
 
In their bid to search out the final survivors of the Trek Alliance, 
the Wars Empire, based at alt.startrek.vs.starwars with hundreds of 
websites around the globe, begins an all-systems search for the final 
resistance to victory by Imperial Forces. Eventually, they are found, 
and the Empire begins to send in its mighty forces, beginning with 16 
TIE Defenders, followed by the Eclipse "Star Destroyers" Strowbridge 
and Kynes, followed by the ISDs Dice and several other capital 
warships...
 
In utter desperation, the Trek Alliance has only one last hope. They 
gather up four battle-worn Galaxies, and send them off on a suicidal 
mission against 16 proton-torpedo equipped TIE Defenders...
 
[Text rolls off screen]
 
Dumb, eh?

--
Kazuaki Shimazaki