Subject: Re: Knightmare: The Greatest Quest Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2001 21:24:27 -0600 From: "Chuck, Lord of the Dance" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars 6....5....4....3....2....* "The Greatest Quest" Mike: You know, personally, I think they're overselling this. Crow: No-no Mike. This really is without a doubt the greatest quest ever taken by mankind, ever. wrote in message news:9vquq5$4ct$1@paris.btinternet.com... > Do you remember Knightmare? Tom: Nope. Mike: Doesn't sound familiar. Crow: Not a clue. Tom: Well, so much for that quest. Crow: I guess we'll just have to settle for blowing the crap out of bin Laden. > If so, please help us! Tom: Maybe he's looking for the ultimate "Beat the Geeks" questions. Mike: Even the geeks don't know what he's talking about. > > If you want Knightmare back on our screens, then now is your chance > to make a difference. Crow: I want Wonder Woman back on our screens! Linda Carter, rowrl! > If we can convince Anglia Television Tom: Angela Landsberry's own TV network?! Mike: I think they're the company that owns Knightmare. Tom: Angela Landsberry owns Knightmare?! > and a TV channel (BBC, > ITV, etc) Crow: BET, C-SPAN, WB. Mike: Well, maybe not any channel. Tom: What about Oxygen? Mike: Definitely not any channel. > that a new series of Knightmare will be a huge success, we may > well see it back on our screens. Mike: Or in some cases, on them for the first time. Tom: Doesn't anyone own VCRs anymore? > > We cannot do this without your help. Crow: Well, then I guess this crusade is doomed before it begins. Tom: That is so historically ironic. Crow: Uh, yeah, okay. Tom: Plebian! Crow: FAG block diagram! > > We NEED thousands of signatures. Mike: I just can't get the whole Internet signatures for petitions thing. Tom: Hey look, 47 John Hancocks. Crow: 25 Dick Hertz. Tom: That is so low brow. Crow: Shut up you dedicated nut runner. > We can do it. Mike: Then stop yapping and do it! > This is without doubt The > Greatest Quest in Knightmare's history, and this time there is no > short cut! Crow: Maybe if we'd seen the show we'd understand that a little better. Tom: Dickhead. Crow: Yeah, that'll show him. Tom: I'm talking to you, dickhead! Crow: Oh. Back at you dipwad. > But it is possible, so please our petition at > http://www.thegreatestquest.co.uk. Mike: Whoa, wait a minute! I'm not pleasing your petition or any other document you have in mind. Tom: I've never met anyone with a paper fetish before. Crow: "Oh, audit me you magnificent W-2 you!" > It will only take a you a few seconds but > it could make a huge difference. Mike: Or not. Crow: This quest brought to you by some Internet loser. Tom: J.R.R. Tolkien does not endorse the use of quests as portrayed. Mike: If unsatisfied with quest please return unused portion for a full refund. All: "Knightmare: What the hell is it? We'll never know."