Subject: ************************** LT.Hit-Man's Big Book of Terror ******************************************* Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2000 17: 13: 47 -0500 From: "LT.Hit-Man" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars LT.Hit-Man's big book of terror 1: Cut open the soles of a fed's feet and fill the long cut with rock salt then sew up the wound and make then march for three miles. 2: Place sand under the fed's eye lit then sew shut, place in darkened room for a few hours then open the eye and hit the lights. 3: Shove heated bits of jagged metal under the finger and or toe nails of a fed. 4: Pull out a fed's teeth and have him/her gargle with vintager or iodine 5: Make an undetachable bio-toixn that is injected into the fed's blood stream after he or she is worked over, the bio-toixn becomes unstable once the fed has been though a fed transporter, turning the doom fed into a walking bomb that will explode at a random time, explosives are just unstable chemicals and the human body is just one big sac of chemicals, have the loaded feds rescued or better yet let them *escape* with so called valuable info, more then likely once they have been healed of there wounds say from a few beatings and what not they will be taken to Star-Fleet HQ to be debriefed can you say boom? 6: Have a few Imp spies sneak into the Star Fleet HQ or other Fed base and rig the bathrooms with Travim loaded explosives, no one should have to die on the john what a shity way to go. 7: Read any of my fan fic reviews for ideas : -) hehehehe 8: Take a hallow glass tube and place it down the piss hole of a male fed's dick then have a very sexy lady walk into and start doing a *hot* strip to the song " Can't touch this." by M.C.Hammer, this will also work on a female fed just use a bigger hallow glass tube that vibrates while have a hunk of a man doing a strip. 9: Death match game show between feds that are hooked up to an electric chair with a drug injector collar around there necks, if they answer a question before the other fed the one who answer the question correctly and truthfully gets a small dose of Mr.Feel Good brand drug or you drug of choice the loser gets a small zap play until one of the fed's is dead because of the drugs or is bbq'ed let the fed who has won go free, go free LT.Hit-Man style or you can let the fed live, the guilt would really be a good way to brake him or her down, even better yet broadcast the show to the Imperial prison full of fed P.O.W.'s then let put the fed that *won* the game in with the rest of the fed prisoners and make sure to broadcast the game to all the unconquered fed worlds. 10: Take a shit load of feds strip them naked and place then on a world that has been bombed with chem,bio and nuke weapons that is filled with mutated monsters, tell them that they have a week's travel to get to an Imp outpost where any survivors will be healed and taken back to the prison but only one can win if more then one survivors shows up they will be taken to another random spot a week's hike away from the Imp outpost and told to do it again. Once you have a winner give that fed a chance to join the Empire, giving a big speech about who they have become stronger under the Empire then they had under the federation and so on if they decline take them back to the prison and leave them alone, there is one other reason for this game it is for the amusement of Imperial personal on R&R, have small remote spy droids fallow each of the prisoners at a fair distances so as not to interfere with the game, at the start of the game for the off duty Imps make it a big show, betting is encouraged :-) -- " Why waste your time with those distiled goat load stains? " LT.Hit-Man to ASVS on the matter of NG trolls