The Hunt by LT.Hit-Man (hit_man303@hotmail.com)

 LT.Hit-Man was getting himself a nice tan on Tatooine, it had 
taken fifty dead Tuskin raiders and ten Jawas before the 
savangers took the hint, “Leave this guy alone.” 

 After that was done LT.Hit-Man strip out of his worn,blaster 
scared stormtrooper armor and stripped down to his grey boxers, 
set up a lawn chair, poped the top on his cooler then rubbed some 
sun block #999 and lathered himself up and laid back and relaxed.

 After about fiteen minutes later LT.Hit-Man fliped over on his 
belly as he lazly fished a cold brew from the cooler and cracked 
it open as he enjoyed the warmth of Tatooine noon day suns that 
burned fricly overhead, after the bottle was half drained there 
was a chripping from LT.Hit-Man's comm-link that went unanswered 
as LT.Hit-Man took a light nap but the constand chripping of the 
comm-link woke him up.

 “WHAT!” LT.Hit-Man snarled into the comm-link, this was his 
first shore leave in over ten years of almost not stop warfare he 
had been looking forward to this moment for a long time.

 “Ahhh sir there's a message for you from the high command they 
say they need you for a mission.” some poor comm-officer stammred 
over the comm-link he had doubts that he was going to live this 
these message and he was right.

 “I don't give a kriff!, I told the brass-holes that I was taking 
my R&R and I was not to be disturebed you got that you missrable 
low down dead ewok kriffing shit head!” 

 LT.Hit-Man wispered in a low dead voice as he put a force choke 
hold on the luckless comm-officer, smiling grimly as he hear the 
low scrames of the comm-officer slwoly come to a sudden end as he 
crashed the man's neck with a loud crunching sound that  cuase a 
few of the bridge crewers there to wet thenselves as the comm-
offcer's body hit the deck plates.

 LT.Hit-Man shut down down the comm-link, finshed off his opened 
brew fished out another one and laid back into his lawn chair and 
tried to relax.

 Five minutes later just as LT.Hit-Man was fainly setttling down 
and starting to relax the comm-link beeped

 “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

 LT.Hit-Man grabed the comm-link, opened the line.

 “You have five seconds to explane why you had anoyed me, before 
I come out then and kill you all, slowly and most painfuly I 
asure you.” LT.Hit-Man in a clam and highly pelsent voice.

 “We have to assholes that are cuasing a problems in ASVS.” some 
some said into the com-line, LT.Hit-Man could hear there naked 
terror as they begain to fear for there lives

 “Who are the trolls.” LT.Hit-Man said as he packed up his 
things, debaiting if he should kill the ship's crew before or 
after he wasted the trolls.

 “The trolls are known as H!tman and Communist.” LT.Hit-Man would 
kill the ship's crew after he took care of the trolls.

 “Have all intell on the trolls waiting for me in the hanger when 
I come abored.” LT.Hit-Man said as he bored his shuttle, some one 
was going to pay for screwing up his R&R.

 {Part 2}

 LT.Hit-Man walks over to a group of men in the hanger of the SSD 
*Hammer-Fist* "Ok who has the intell on the trolls?” LT.Hit-Man 
snarled

 Ander Russell the Empire top Intell man fought down his fear as 
he handed LT.HIT-MAN a data pad with the info on the trolls that 
where pissing everyone off in ASVS

 LT.HIT-MAN read over the info and after about five minutes he 
handed the data pad back to Ander “Consider the Kriffer's gone!” 
LT.Hit-Man yelled cuasing a few of the crewers to piss 
themselves.

 Communist was fast asleep he had a long day of posting bullshit 
on ASVS, 500,000 post to be excatic as he liad there dreaming up 
even worse posts he had no idea that his rein of idocy was about 
to come to it's end.

 LT.Hit-Man crawled towards a window, keeping to the welcoming 
shadows that seemed to wrap around him like a cloak, he took out 
a laser cutter fron his pack pack and cut the window out from 
it's fram then using the force he slowly levatated the pane of 
glass to one side and sliped into the darkened house he could 
sence his prey soon the night air would be filled with the sweet 
senct of bloody terror.

 Communist started to toss and turn in his bed as his dreams of 
rising hell in ASVS turned into a truly horrfic nightmare, slowly 
he opened his sleepy eyes that suddenly sot wide open in fear as 
he saw a red beam slowly make it's way up to his forehead.

 “The end is nigh, the rest is silent and now you shall die!” A 
low rummbling voice said for the darkness, Communist had time to 
utter a low scream that was ruthlessly cut off as LT.Hit-Man who 
was standing over his victem reached out with his cyber-hand and 
crushed Communist's lower jaw bone.

 LT.Hit-Man watched as the troll squrmed as he slwoly incressed 
the pressuer of his cyber-hand then with one quick yank he ripped 
the bloody, pulped jawbone clean off.

 “You have pissed off the members of ASVS for the last time.” 
LT.Hit-Man wispered into Communist's ear as he reached for a 
small vial in his trooper belt.

 Communist tried to crawl out of his blood soked bed but this 
nightmare being that stood over him grabed him by the throat and 
held him there.

 “You know what's in this vial?” LT.Hit-Man asked as he slowly 
waved the vail in front of Communist's eyes like a pendulem, 
Communist just shook his head as he saw a face loom out of the 
darkness as it came colser to his ravaged face and pissed himself 
as he saw that scared, cold, lifeless face of LT.Hit-Man's smile 
that smaile that was the last thing that countless beings saw 
before LT.Hit-an shut there fear filled eyes to the dark sleep of 
death.

 “In this vial is filled with davoren rot grubs.” LT.Hit-Man said 
as he slowly pulled the blood and urine soked blanket that was 
covering Communist back then he poped the top off of the vial and 
slowly reached down towards Communist's groin.

 “They have a taste or urine as well as soft flesh.” LT.Hit-Man 
said as he dumped the vial over Communist's groin and stood up 
took one last look at troll who was cruled up in unimagenable 
troment as the rot grubs begain to rip away his flesh at a 
ravouns pace.

 LT.Hit-Man was sitting up on a roof of a small stroe with his 
stun rifle in hand soon he would have his next target, “This son 
of a bitch will suffer worse then Communist, oh yes he will.” 
LT.Hit-Man as he threw the stun rifle to his shoulder as his 
target walked to his old beat up ford pinto.

 LT.Hit-Man smiled as he took up the slack on the stun rifle's 
trigger and held it there for a second as he watched H!tman 
slowly get into the car.

 *ZAP*

 H!tman opend his eyes and found himself staring at grey metal. 
“What the fuck is this? “he though to himself as he got to his 
feet.

 “Now why are you in such a shity mood for?” A low meancing voice 
called out from behind him and he spun around to see a giant of a 
cyborg dressed in blaster scared stormtrooper amror, around the 
cyborg was a group of men and one woman all of them had looks of 
prue hate in there eyes.

 “Hun?” was all H!tman could say as the massvie cyborg walked 
towards him, for the cold lifeless look in the cyborg's one cold 
cobalt blue eye H!tman begain to blubber in fear.

 “Maybe it's becuase you have not been getting to much fibire in 
your diet?” LT.Hit-Man asked as he advanced on the cowering man 
before him, “Well I can fix that.” and he snaped the fingers on 
his cyberhand and two beefy stormtroopers grabed the crying 
H!tman and draged him towards a hose that was hooked into a wall 
panle.

 “Hold him!” LT.Hit-Man said to the two stormtroopers as he took 
up the hose in one hand and walked behind H!tman who was now 
screaming his damm fool head off.

 LT.Hit-Man ripped the paints off of H!tman and then cramed the 
hose as far up H!tman's ass as he could.

 “Think warm thoughts cuse this is going to be mighty cold.” 
LT.Hit-Man said as he pushed a button on the walk above where the 
hose was hooked into it.

 There was a whossing sounds as a valve opened and H!tman's bowls 
where exposed to the cold harsh and unforgiving vacum of space.

 LT.Hit-Man and the rest of the ASVSer's watched as H1tman was 
truned insie-out as he was sucked though the hose and into space.

 Two days later LT.Hit-Man was back on his R&R

 the end