----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Jonathan Boyd Date: Sun, 06 Jan 2002 14:32:04 +0000 Subject: Re: [STGOD-i] World Devastator program complete. Message-ID: Kynes wrote: >>> Then Boyd woke up, and discovered it was a dream. > >>> OOC: Quit being frivolous. >> Inspired by their dream, the Collective translated 102.5 million missiles >> into the coordinates of the WDs, destroying all but one of them instantly. > LOL > This is the best response to the dream crap I've ever seen. > Now, to balance this post's niceness out, you're ugly. You were saying? -- Jonathan Boyd AIM:BoydClone | MSN:EmperorBoyd There is no conflict, there is the DTGOD. There is no copout, there is the storyline. There is no powergaming, there is the moderator. - Sir Nitram ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Kynes Date: Sun, 06 Jan 2002 18:35:41 GMT Subject: Re: [STGOD-i] World Devastator program complete. Message-ID: On Sun, 06 Jan 2002 14:32:04 +0000, Jonathan Boyd wrote: >> Now, to balance this post's niceness out, you're ugly. > > > > > >You were saying? Kynes wiped the orange juice off his face and decapitated Boyd. "I always told you not to lose your head." Then Kynes rode away on a motorcycle as a series of cascade explosions went off always just behind him. -- -LK! [ kynes@choam.org ] [ ICQ: 795238 ] [ AIM: Kynes23 ] "I wish Lucas & Co. would get the thing going a little faster. I can't really imagine waiting until 1997 to see all nine parts of the Star Wars series." - net.movies, 6/8/1982 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Graeme Dice Date: Sun, 06 Jan 2002 20:29:23 GMT Subject: Re: [STGOD-i] World Devastator program complete. Message-ID: <3C38B3A1.5FA7AF6A@sk.sympatico.ca> Kynes wrote: > > On Sun, 06 Jan 2002 14:32:04 +0000, Jonathan Boyd wrote: > > >> Now, to balance this post's niceness out, you're ugly. > > > > > > > > > > > >You were saying? > > Kynes wiped the orange juice off his face and decapitated Boyd. > > "I always told you not to lose your head." > > Then Kynes rode away on a motorcycle as a series of cascade explosions went off > always just behind him. Do they all look like someone took a bunch of gasoline explosions and slowed them down? -- A random number table, once created, requires no errata. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Kynes Date: Sun, 06 Jan 2002 23:13:40 GMT Subject: Re: [STGOD-i] World Devastator program complete. Message-ID: <+tk4PEm2IKr1dUsHJy9qrapcQS6a@4ax.com> On Sun, 06 Jan 2002 20:29:23 GMT, Graeme Dice wrote: >> >> Now, to balance this post's niceness out, you're ugly. >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> >You were saying? >> >> Kynes wiped the orange juice off his face and decapitated Boyd. >> >> "I always told you not to lose your head." >> >> Then Kynes rode away on a motorcycle as a series of cascade explosions went off >> always just behind him. > >Do they all look like someone took a bunch of gasoline explosions and >slowed them down? In fact they did look like that. -- -LK! [ kynes@choam.org ] [ ICQ: 795238 ] [ AIM: Kynes23 ] "I wish Lucas & Co. would get the thing going a little faster. I can't really imagine waiting until 1997 to see all nine parts of the Star Wars series." - net.movies, 6/8/1982 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Graeme Dice Date: Mon, 07 Jan 2002 01:41:07 GMT Subject: Re: [STGOD-i] World Devastator program complete. Message-ID: <3C38FCB2.1E3B17F6@sk.sympatico.ca> Kynes wrote: > > On Sun, 06 Jan 2002 20:29:23 GMT, Graeme Dice wrote: > >> Kynes wiped the orange juice off his face and decapitated Boyd. > >> > >> "I always told you not to lose your head." > >> > >> Then Kynes rode away on a motorcycle as a series of cascade explosions went off > >> always just behind him. > > > >Do they all look like someone took a bunch of gasoline explosions and > >slowed them down? > > In fact they did look like that. Do you have a shotgun, or other high-caliber weapon? Graeme Dice -- When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional division by zero. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Kynes Date: Mon, 07 Jan 2002 02:53:22 GMT Subject: Re: [STGOD-i] World Devastator program complete. Message-ID: On Mon, 07 Jan 2002 01:41:07 GMT, Graeme Dice wrote: >> >> Kynes wiped the orange juice off his face and decapitated Boyd. >> >> >> >> "I always told you not to lose your head." >> >> >> >> Then Kynes rode away on a motorcycle as a series of cascade explosions went off >> >> always just behind him. >> > >> >Do they all look like someone took a bunch of gasoline explosions and >> >slowed them down? >> >> In fact they did look like that. > >Do you have a shotgun, or other high-caliber weapon? Why, yes. -- -LK! [ kynes@choam.org ] [ ICQ: 795238 ] [ AIM: Kynes23 ] "I wish Lucas & Co. would get the thing going a little faster. I can't really imagine waiting until 1997 to see all nine parts of the Star Wars series." - net.movies, 6/8/1982 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Graeme Dice Date: Mon, 07 Jan 2002 02:57:00 GMT Subject: Re: [STGOD-i] World Devastator program complete. Message-ID: <3C390E7A.BCBA876B@sk.sympatico.ca> Kynes wrote: > > On Mon, 07 Jan 2002 01:41:07 GMT, Graeme Dice wrote: > > >> >> Kynes wiped the orange juice off his face and decapitated Boyd. > >> >> > >> >> "I always told you not to lose your head." > >> >> > >> >> Then Kynes rode away on a motorcycle as a series of cascade explosions went off > >> >> always just behind him. > >> > > >> >Do they all look like someone took a bunch of gasoline explosions and > >> >slowed them down? > >> > >> In fact they did look like that. > > > >Do you have a shotgun, or other high-caliber weapon? > > Why, yes. Ahh, perfect. Graeme Dice -- There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. -- Albert Einstein ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Jonathan Boyd Date: Mon, 07 Jan 2002 01:39:34 +0000 Subject: Re: [STGOD-i] World Devastator program complete. Message-ID: Kynes wrote: >>> Now, to balance this post's niceness out, you're ugly. >> >> >> You were saying? > Kynes wiped the orange juice off his face and decapitated Boyd. > "I always told you not to lose your head." > Then Kynes rode away on a motorcycle as a series of cascade explosions went > off always just behind him. Suddenly, the 10 ton corpse of a sperm whale from the secret whale processing factory Boyd had built underground, was cast into the air. Noticing the world turning dark around him, Kynes topped the motorbike and got off to view what he assumed to be an impending eclipse, only to be crushed by the whale corpse. By strange coincidence, a vat of glue from Boyd's underground glue factory landed on his decapitated body, gluing it back together. Getting up, Boyd went in search of a hospital to remove the vulture that was now stuck with industrial strength superglue to his neck. -- Jonathan Boyd AIM:BoydClone | MSN:EmperorBoyd There is no conflict, there is the DTGOD. There is no copout, there is the storyline. There is no powergaming, there is the moderator. - Sir Nitram ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Graeme Dice Date: Mon, 07 Jan 2002 02:03:25 GMT Subject: Re: [STGOD-i] World Devastator program complete. Message-ID: <3C3901E9.649909C5@sk.sympatico.ca> Jonathan Boyd wrote: > Suddenly, the 10 ton corpse of a sperm whale from the secret whale > processing factory Boyd had built underground, was cast into the air. > Noticing the world turning dark around him, Kynes topped the motorbike and > got off to view what he assumed to be an impending eclipse, only to be > crushed by the whale corpse. > > By strange coincidence, a vat of glue from Boyd's underground glue factory > landed on his decapitated body, gluing it back together. Getting up, Boyd > went in search of a hospital to remove the vulture that was now stuck with > industrial strength superglue to his neck. Fortunately for Kynes, he is the hero of the story and he crawls out from under the whale clutching his stiff shoulder. He runs for his life as the whale explodes behind him. The fireball just barely misses incinerating him. He flies through the air and crashes through a plate glass window into an armoury. Graeme Dice -- COMPONENT EQUIVALENCY NOTICE: The Subatomic Particles (Electrons, Protons, etc.) Comprising This Product Are Exactly the Same in Every Measurable Respect as Those Used in the Products of Other Manufacturers, and No Claim to the Contrary May Legitimately Be Expressed or Implied. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Kynes Date: Mon, 07 Jan 2002 03:01:00 GMT Subject: Re: [STGOD-i] World Devastator program complete. Message-ID: On Mon, 07 Jan 2002 02:03:25 GMT, Graeme Dice wrote: >Fortunately for Kynes, he is the hero of the story and he crawls out >from under the whale clutching his stiff shoulder. He runs for his life >as the whale explodes behind him. The fireball just barely misses >incinerating him. He flies through the air and crashes through a plate >glass window into an armoury. Several Boyd agents were waiting for him. Kynes quickly equipped several pieces of weaponry which logically should have been too heavy to carry and kicked the Boyd agents, one by one, in the stomach as they menacingly circled him. The last one landed in a recycle bin. "Time to take out the trash," said Kynes, and fired a single round of a shotgun into the trash can, which flew up into the air, through a wall, rolled down a hill, and lit up the entire night sky in an explosion which caused Kynes to wince slightly and squint his eyes. "Kynes, are you okay?" said a red-haired vixen, running up quickly to hold Kynes' arm. "I am now," he said. -- -LK! [ kynes@choam.org ] [ ICQ: 795238 ] [ AIM: Kynes23 ] "I wish Lucas & Co. would get the thing going a little faster. I can't really imagine waiting until 1997 to see all nine parts of the Star Wars series." - net.movies, 6/8/1982 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Cmdrwilkens" Date: Mon, 07 Jan 2002 05:34:53 GMT Subject: Re: [STGOD-i] World Devastator program complete. Message-ID: <1sa_7.54684$fo.18928817@news1.rdc1.md.home.com> "Kynes" wrote in message news:nQ45PE1J53dU7fN6BYZpQbF52rxe@4ax.com... > "Time to take out the trash," said Kynes, and fired a single round of a shotgun > into the trash can, which flew up into the air, through a wall, rolled down a > hill, and lit up the entire night sky in an explosion which caused Kynes to > wince slightly and squint his eyes. > > "Kynes, are you okay?" said a red-haired vixen, running up quickly to hold > Kynes' arm. > > "I am now," he said. > Meanwhile in his not so secret hacienda: "Damn that Kynes," Wilkens spat attempting a thick Sicilian accent before he realized that he was a WASP. "He foiled my plans to take over the world by secretly turning all the world's pastrami into corned beef forever confusing Deli patrons order Rachels instead of Reubens." "He also killed you henchman." Wilkens eyed the man before killing him, after all he had spoken before the rant was finished and he had to remind all the poeple around him that he was the evil captain of industry nemisis to the story's hero or else they might do something strange like getting real jobs. "Any way where is my henchman Boyd?" "He's dead." Now it was time to kill the bearer of bad news. However just as Wilkens was about to slice the man from hip to shoulder he realized the movie was rated PG-13 so instead he had the man hauled away to b beaten savagely off screen and then sending him off to fight the hero and die. "Finally I will get that Kynes fo my loyal half dead servatn with no weapons skills or training will certainly master him in combat, now where is my voluptuous but virtuous woman whom I am holding hostage and whom loves the hero secretly." -- Lcpl Burnett, G.R USMCR Bridge Company A, 6th EngnrSptBN, 4th FSSG "There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and the enemy. Everyone else has a second-hand opinion." -Unknown ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Kynes Date: Mon, 07 Jan 2002 07:03:45 GMT Subject: Re: [STGOD-i] World Devastator program complete. Message-ID: On Mon, 07 Jan 2002 05:34:53 GMT, "Cmdrwilkens" wrote: >Meanwhile in his not so secret hacienda: > >"Damn that Kynes," Wilkens spat attempting a thick Sicilian accent before he >realized that he was a WASP. "He foiled my plans to take over the world by >secretly turning all the world's pastrami into corned beef forever confusing >Deli patrons order Rachels instead of Reubens." > >"He also killed you henchman." > >Wilkens eyed the man before killing him, after all he had spoken before the >rant was finished and he had to remind all the poeple around him that he was >the evil captain of industry nemisis to the story's hero or else they might >do something strange like getting real jobs. > >"Any way where is my henchman Boyd?" > >"He's dead." > >Now it was time to kill the bearer of bad news. However just as Wilkens was >about to slice the man from hip to shoulder he realized the movie was rated >PG-13 so instead he had the man hauled away to b beaten savagely off screen >and then sending him off to fight the hero and die. > >"Finally I will get that Kynes fo my loyal half dead servatn with no weapons >skills or training will certainly master him in combat, now where is my >voluptuous but virtuous woman whom I am holding hostage and whom loves the >hero secretly." The sun rose against Kynes' back even though he was facing east. He had a katana that he had found in the weapons store strapped to his back. The katana had a gun tied to it. Kynes called it the "gun katana." He folded his arms and narrowed his eyes. He faced the enemy fortress. Like any good fortress, the only way in was through a maze of obstacles, enemy guards, death trips, bottomless pits, and uncontrollable monsters who would like nothing better than to help Kynes get revenge on their twisted creator. Its name, just in case anyone was not sure of its purpose, was The Death Cave. Kynes said the name under his breath. "Wilkens." With that, the sun hit full noon and Kynes moved forward. "Stop!" yelled a voice. Kynes turned. "You must be an enemy henchman," he said. He drew the gun katana and fired/slashed it. The henchman extended one hand out toward Kynes and then died instantly. "Just a shot in the dark," said Kynes. Then he realized: the henchman was wearing a bomb. Without a thought for his own safety, Kynes picked him up and hurled him toward the enemy fortress. He knelt down, faced the opposite direction and plugged his ears. The explosion was enormous and burned away all the grass around Kynes. Kynes got a little black soot mark on his face, right under his eye. There had been a hole conveniently blown into the fortress. "Time to go spelunking." -- -LK! [ kynes@choam.org ] [ ICQ: 795238 ] [ AIM: Kynes23 ] "I wish Lucas & Co. would get the thing going a little faster. I can't really imagine waiting until 1997 to see all nine parts of the Star Wars series." - net.movies, 6/8/1982