It wouldn't be brutal just a quick slash
from his Light-Sabre and a 'How
wude' from a gored Jar Jar!
Corran Horn
It doesn't really matter as long as
Jar Jar dies.
Rog
We could inject flies with deposits
of Uranium-238. He'll keep eating
them with his tongue. This will give him radiation poisoning. If
he eats
enough they could reach critical mass and bye-bye Jar-Jar.
Jonathan Boyd
It would have to be U-235 or U-233,
U-238 will not reach "critical mass" no
matter how much you stack up. Besides the dosage from U-238 would
be much
lower due to its several billion year half life.
Allen W. McDonnell
Well that's cute, but what if you leave him on Tatooine put him
in a pod
racer with only one engine and if he wins a sabre comes out of
the
controls and the gores him and if that fails pullout his tongue
and
strangle him with it till he's nearly dead then cut him open show
him
his guts, then save him and then attach each limb to a rope and
attach
the ropes to a speeder and whoosh then toss him down the canyon
in the
Gungun sea (alive) (the one with the really big fish) and let
them eat
him.
Corran Horn