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Quote #1100 -- 2000AD (SDnet) -- Quotable Posts
From the diary of Robert Scott "Guardian 2000" "Darkstar" Anderson: 0700: Woken up by alarm clock. Obviously some rabid warsie tried to deny me sleep. Ha! Little did he know he set it for the perfect time to wake me up for work! 0730: Warsie disguised as postman drops a load of arguments through my letterbox. If they think arguments like "This is the only credit card you will ever need" will beat me they are much mistaken. 0900: Begin work at university, notice some people looking at me as i walk in. Obviously they are part of the conspiracy. I will have to watch them with care from now on. 1245: During lunch break, pounced on one of the spies and demanded he try and refute my arguments. He claimed not to know what i was talking about, obviously too scared to debate the Last Bastion of Trek, another victory for me! 1800: Get home and find my inbox full of arguments from warsies. Obviously they have never realised that i refuted there insane "Get fr33 p0rn here" argument years ago, even if "Candy can take it for hours!" 1900: Prepare dinner, taking care to use Kitty to make sure the conspiracy hasn't poisened it. 2000: That insufferable idiot Poe has updated his hilariously inept Trekmiss video. Though it has no substance his PR pandering to the masses may cause more people to join the conspiracy! Have to think of a way to counter this. 0330: Hah! After a mere 10 minutes of work i have triumphed. My Warsmiss video crushes the the insane Trekmiss video at every point as well as backing up all my arguments AND proving Wong's site to be a pile of fallacies. However, while i was working some warsie must have slipped into my house and altered my clock as it now says it is half past three in the morning, as if crushing Poe could take that long! Gah! They must have slipped a sleeping pill into my drink as well as i am feeling tired, perhaps these warsies are more resourceful than i thought. No matter i will crush their arguments tommorow!