(in)Famous Trolls and Idiots

Troll Name: Samuel Jamieson AKA Deimos Anomaly; ASVS DOOM-inspired disguise names include Phobos Anomaly, Revenant, Arch-Vile and probably others; SDnet and SBcom sock-puppet accounts include AWACS, Acclamator, Totenkopf, Gunner, Darth Valdemar, Manji, Long Wang, Tod zu den SD.net Idioten, Bastard and probably more.
Troll Type: Quantum Fluctuator
Notable Quote: "Where did this influx of Warsie-Kennedies come from?"
Flame Warrior Type: Rebel Without a Clue, Lamer, L'Enfant Provocateur, Klaxon, Target, Blowhard, Tiny Yapper, Sychophant (Sheppard), Lamer, Impostor
Title: Official Judas Iscariot of ASVS (Thanks, Marina)
Signature Moves: Sock-puppeteering, failed attempts at subterfuge
Description:

Chuck says: Only seems happy if he's starting trouble. Fouled up an experiment of mine by posting my cartoon on SB.com. "You don't fuck with me. I've been doing Taekwondo for yonks and will kick your ass. (Not that I depend on TKD mind. It's just a little something to put on the side;- I don't need flashy martial arts to knock a man out.)" Posts often reflect an attitude that violence solves problems, as you can see here. I can't understand this insistence that in real life you can kick someone's ass. Actually I can, it's to compensate for other shortcomings, although whether it's physical, emotional, or intellectual I could only guess. I think most people who talk like that were frequently dunked in the bathroom toilet in school, but who knows. Responded to my question of whether a shapeshifter could form bladed weapons with "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

Rob says: Once he was an alright guy, but his immaturity and propensity to ignite flamewars eventually got on my, and many other peoples', nerves. So, plop he goes into (in)Famous Trolls and Idiots for being, well, an idiot.

UPDATE 12/27/01: Having become less stupid of late, Deimos truly lives up to his troll type.

UPDATE 1/14/02: ~~Under consideration for removal; hell, even Transcend was worse than Deimos.~~

UPDATE 2/10/03: Dropped off ASVS for a while, but popped back up in other places (SDnet, SBcom). Nothing on Deimos for a while until now: recently Deimos and his dozen or so "sock-puppet" accounts have been banned from the StarDestroyer.Net BBS. Shortly after he popped back up on ASVS with the following sig in Morse code:

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This translates to:

DALTON IS A FAGGOT
WONG IS A TURD
STAR DESTROYER DOT NET IS A BIG FESTERING PILE OF SHIT

You can pretty much count out any chance of him leaving this page of infamy.

Fighting the Troll: Kynes

Fuck the fuck off, fucker.

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