function Header()
	{
		document.writeln("<p align=\"center\"><img src=\"../images/titles/trolls.gif\">");
		document.writeln("<BR><I>Legendary Morons from the Elder Days of ASVS</I>");
		document.writeln("<P><HR><BR>");
		document.writeln("This section of the FUQ presents a short list of some of the more notable examples of mouth-breathers to ever cross ASVS. The specimens of questionable origin below are of five major species of trolls and idiots:");
		document.writeln("<BR>");
		document.writeln("<OL>");
		document.writeln("<LI><B>The Quantum Fluctuator:</B> Has 'more waffles than a house of pancakes'.");
		document.writeln("<LI><B>The One-Week Troll:</B> A short, spectacular spree-poster. Starts strong but burns out quickly.");
		document.writeln("<LI><B>The Persistent <I>x</I>-month Idiot:</B> A more adamant breed that has something to prove.");
		document.writeln("<LI><B>The 100% Idiot:</B> For people who really were trying to debate, but just didn't have the mental busfare to make the trip.");
		document.writeln("<LI><B>The Rabid Fanboy:</B> Always on a quest for brains because they seem to lack their own.");
		document.writeln("</OL>");
		document.writeln("<HR>");
	}

function WriteMe()

	{

	document.writeln('<p align="center"><B>Ye Olde Schoole:</B>');

	var newimg = " <img src='../../images/new.gif' border=0>";
	var updateimg = " <img src='../../images/update.gif' border=0>";
	var urlstring = window.location + "";
	var page = urlstring.lastIndexOf("/");
	var url = urlstring.substring(page + 1);
	var urls = new Array(
			"stknight.html",
			"trekkiest.html",
			"worf.html",
			"trekboy.html",
			"colonel.html",
			"omicron.html",
//			"harper.html",
			"natasha.html",
			"skinnyhulk.html",
			"mantrid.html"
		);
	var names = new Array(
			"ST Knight",
			"Trekkiest",
			"Commander Worf",
			"trekboy02",
			"Colonel814",
			"Omicron-Theta",
//			"Julius Harper",
			"Natasha Bell",
			"Skinny Hulk",
			"Mantrid"
		);
	var nl = names.length

	for (var j=0; j<nl; j++)   //Rob loop!

		{
			var link = "href=";
			var pbreak = " ";
			var num1 = j%5;
			var num2 = 4;
			if (urls[j] == url) {var link = "class=\"highlighted\" nohref="};
			if (num1 == num2) {var pbreak = "<BR>"};
			var lines = '[<a '+link+urls[j]+'>'+names[j]+'</A>]'+pbreak
			document.writeln(lines);
		}


	document.writeln('<BR><B>The Newer Batch:</B>');

	var newimg = " <img src='../../images/new.gif' border=0>";
	var updateimg = " <img src='../../images/update.gif' border=0>";
	var urlstring = window.location + "";
	var page = urlstring.lastIndexOf("/");
	var url = urlstring.substring(page + 1);
	var urls = new Array(
			"deimos.html",
			"marc.html",
			"80knight.html",
			"virusx.html",
			"prometheus.html",
			"mike3.html",
			"paul.html",
			"transcend.html"
		);
	var names = new Array(
			"Deimos Anomaly",
			"Marc Sylvestre",
			"80 Knight",
			"virus-x",
			"PROMETHEUS",
			"mike3",
			"PAUL JACQUES H.JR",
			"Transcend"
		);
	var nl = names.length

	for (var k=0; k<nl; k++)   //Rob loop!

		{
			var link = "href=";
			var pbreak = " ";
			var num1 = k%5;
			var num2 = 4;
			if (urls[k] == url) {var link = "class=\"highlighted\" nohref="};
			if (num1 == num2) {var pbreak = "<BR>"};
			var lines = '[<a '+link+urls[k]+'>'+names[k]+'</A>]'+pbreak
			document.writeln(lines);
		}

	document.writeln('<BR><B>Legendary Dumbasses:</B>');

	var newimg = " <img src='../../images/new.gif' border=0>";
	var updateimg = " <img src='../../images/update.gif' border=0>";
	var urlstring = window.location + "";
	var page = urlstring.lastIndexOf("/");
	var url = urlstring.substring(page + 1);
	var urls = new Array(
			"townmnbs.html",
			"wes.html",
			"g2k.html"
		);
	var names = new Array(
			"Timothy Jones",
			"Wes Hutchings",
			"DarkStar"
		);
	var nl = names.length

	for (var l=0; l<nl; l++)   //Rob loop!

		{
			var link = "href=";
			var pbreak = " ";
			var num1 = l%7;
			var num2 = 6;
			if (urls[l] == url) {var link = "class=\"highlighted\" nohref="};
			if (num1 == num2) {var pbreak = "<BR>"};
			var lines = '[<a '+link+urls[l]+'>'+names[l]+'</A>]'+pbreak
			document.writeln(lines);
		}

	document.writeln("</p>")


	}


//All done! By Rob Dalton (rob@daltonator.net); last updated 11:35 AM 2/11/2002