After some careful soul-searching, I've decided to start up this part again (read: I just opened it for the first time in months and found it to be totally lame) and feed it some new stuff in small doses.

I still would like to shout out a healthy "Fuck You" to the webmaster at montypython.net, though. Read his litany of BS about me and my site here.

Also, since I'm at school, I'm viewing this at 256 colors. I do not recommend it.

And now for something completely different...

It's...

A very humble

Monty Python's Flying Circus!
Page

And so God came forth and said, "Let there be silliness!"

And so there was silliness.
And it was good.

The Complete and Utter History of Monty Python

(As told by a crusty old man living under my dirty laundry)

John Cleese, Graham Chapman, and Eric Idle went to Cambridge. Terry Jones and Michael Palin went to Oxford. Terry Gilliam went to Occidental College in California. Cleese, Chapman, Jones, Palin and Idle all worked on "The Frost Report". Palin, Jones and Idle worked on "Do Not Adjust Your Set" with Terry Gilliam. The six of them then joined together forming Monty Python's Flying Circus. Then they made daisies, lollipops and movies and everyone cheered and creamed their jeans and lived a life of complete bliss. Then the giant purple-headed monster from the town of Zipper in the nation of Denim came and ate everyone. Then he stole my best hat and stomped on the collective casts of every single telephone commercial in the world. And then--

And then there was much rejoicing as I pummeled the old man to death with a shoe.

Monty Python's Flying Circus debuted on October 5, 1969 and spawned 45 half-hour episodes stretching to 1974. They did three feature-length films, a compilation of re-done skits, two retrospectives, hundreds of live shows and performed the same bloody skits ad nauseum again and again and again__

The Management would like to inform you that the previous author has been sacked.

And again and AGAIN...

The author would like you to know that the authors who sacked the previous author has been sacked. The website will now continue with the exact sameness due to the fact that we've no more money.

This page is dedicated to the memory of flaming poofter Graham Chapman: January 8, 1941-October 4, 1989. Graham Chapman died of throat cancer a day before the Python's 20th anniversary, thus spoiling all celebrations and making Monty Python 5/6th as silly. His last diatribe, his very last words with his very last breath in his mortal life, the words that could bring comfort to masses of distraught Python nerds, was "Sorry about saying 'fuck.'" rather than, say, the true meaning of life or the secret of cold fusion.

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