Chuck's Corner
Chuck Sonnenburg: One of the biggest wiseasses ever known.
His fics, in a nutshell, take a look at the status of us sad gits in a surreal and hilarious fashion and bring much merriment to all. Well, most of them.
This subsection of the Humor archive showcases his unique style and irreverent wit. Oh, and his various pieces of humor, too.
Date Title Size(kb)
7/27/99 Star Wars Monopoly 1.32
1/05/00 An ASVS Christmas Carol 9.66
1/05/00 Death Star's Revenge 2.37
1/07/00 Too Stupid for Words 0.99
1/18/00 Dark Frontier: The Borg who Shagged Me 1.44
2/23/00 ASVS, the Musical 8.34
3/9/00 A Journey to ASVS-land 10.3
4/19/00 Alternate ESB 1.66
6/11/00 Borg vs Daleks 0.85
6/11/00 Lt.Hit-Man's Poetry 1.45
7/2/00 The Baron's Exam 2.27
7/2/00 Boxing Kangaroo vs Satan 1.70
7/2/00 The Dangers of IE5 1.49
7/10/00 Star Wars Lasers 1.63
7/30/00 Why Darth Maul Was Dubbed 1.21
8/10/00 Luke's Jedi Academy Field Trips 2.86
8/23/00 Return of the Supertrooper 1.71
9/1/00 Relativity 4.94
9/24/00 A Very Short Story 1.98
10/08/00 Silicates vs the Federation 3.63
10/15/00 Alternate Universe Scripts 1.13
10/15/00 A Brief History of ASVS from June to October 2000 2.55
11/10/00 Wisconsin Politics 1.83
11/10/00 One Fine Evening With Jeri and Brannon 4.29
11/19/00 Indecision 2000: Predictions 6.90
12/1/00 Dee Pimp Act 0.8
12/1/00 Simpsons Election Special 3.77
1/3/01 How to Purchase Weapons 1.69
1/3/01 The Wackiest Captain in Starfleet 1.44
1/18/01 Chuck's Laws 2.33
2/8/01 California Blackouts 2.86
2/8/01 Hillary vs Gore 1.86
2/8/01 Killing Jedi, Acme Style 2.06
2/25/01 Luke's Fantasy World 4.24
2/25/01 Luke's Family Life 3.33
4/21/01 Holograms Amuck 2.99
4/21/01 The Internet Utopia 1.33
4/21/01 Willy Wonka and Cloud City 2.74
5/5/01 Breast Invasion 1.34
6/21/01 RPG Characters 3.26
7/23/01 pr0n 3.36
7/23/01 A Little Breath of Sanity 5.28
7/23/01 Schoolhouse Rock! 2.62
8/22/01 Chuck at the Movies: Summer 2001 7.58
12/14/01 36 Hours with Chuck 5.89
12/14/01 The Knight and the Gatekeeper 5.09
1/10/02 LotR: Worst Film of the Year 2.07
1/10/02 Jedi Academy Prequel 3.09
1/26/02 Copy Monkey No More 7.21
1/26/02 The Last Episode of Enterprise 8.21
1/26/02 Against All Odds: Luke and 7's Wedding 3.35
3/25/02 There Are No Off-Topic Threads in ASVS 5.16
3/25/02 An Implausible Plan? 2.80
3/25/02 Another Waste of Time: Rewriting Fellowship of the Ring 3.34
4/21/02 Five Weeks with Chuck 5.67
4/21/02 The Typical Usenet Thread 8.12
5/25/02 Chuck vs. His Car 6.34
5/25/02 Sci-Fi Debris 8.12
6/13/02 Chuck at the Movies: Pre-Summer 2002 Blockbuster Preview 13.8
7/8/02 Chuck at the Movies: Summer Blockbusters: June 2002 13.8
8/3/02 And Again, Oshkosh 4.49
8/23/02 Discovery Channel Conspiracy 2.99
11/23/02 American Idol Controversy 2.25
11/23/02 Bread Wars: The Musical 1.92
11/23/02 Paradise Lost: The Lawsuit 2.83
11/23/02 Owning My Car 3.90
11/23/02 Unique Opportunity! 2.64
1/2/03 The Ice Cream Experiment 2.08
1/2/03 Spider-man and Silk 3.22
1/2/03 Yeah, I Know 6.71
1/2/03 Rambling Remarks About Christmas 5.49
5/8/03
Turning 30
2.66

5/8/03
Paradise Lost Chapter 31
5.57

6/25/03
Scots Menace Alert Scale
1.27

5/13/04
The Science of Irony
4.83


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