| Chuck's
Corner |
Chuck Sonnenburg: One of the biggest wiseasses
ever known.
His fics, in a nutshell, take a look at the status of us sad gits in a
surreal and hilarious fashion and bring much merriment to all. Well,
most of them.
This subsection of the Humor archive showcases his unique style and
irreverent wit. Oh, and his various pieces of humor, too. |
| Date |
Title |
Size(kb) |
| 7/27/99 |
Star Wars Monopoly |
1.32 |
| 1/05/00 |
An ASVS Christmas
Carol  |
9.66 |
| 1/05/00 |
Death Star's Revenge |
2.37 |
| 1/07/00 |
Too Stupid for Words
|
0.99 |
| 1/18/00 |
Dark Frontier: The
Borg who Shagged Me |
1.44 |
| 2/23/00 |
ASVS, the Musical
|
8.34 |
| 3/9/00 |
A Journey to
ASVS-land |
10.3 |
| 4/19/00 |
Alternate ESB |
1.66 |
| 6/11/00 |
Borg vs Daleks |
0.85 |
| 6/11/00 |
Lt.Hit-Man's Poetry |
1.45 |
| 7/2/00 |
The Baron's Exam |
2.27 |
| 7/2/00 |
Boxing Kangaroo vs
Satan |
1.70 |
| 7/2/00 |
The Dangers of IE5 |
1.49 |
| 7/10/00 |
Star Wars Lasers |
1.63 |
| 7/30/00 |
Why Darth Maul Was
Dubbed |
1.21 |
| 8/10/00 |
Luke's Jedi Academy
Field Trips |
2.86 |
| 8/23/00 |
Return of the
Supertrooper |
1.71 |
| 9/1/00 |
Relativity |
4.94 |
| 9/24/00 |
A Very Short Story |
1.98 |
| 10/08/00 |
Silicates vs the
Federation |
3.63 |
| 10/15/00 |
Alternate Universe
Scripts |
1.13 |
| 10/15/00 |
A Brief History
of ASVS from June to October 2000 |
2.55 |
| 11/10/00 |
Wisconsin Politics |
1.83 |
| 11/10/00 |
One Fine Evening
With Jeri and Brannon |
4.29 |
| 11/19/00 |
Indecision 2000:
Predictions |
6.90 |
| 12/1/00 |
Dee Pimp Act |
0.8 |
| 12/1/00 |
Simpsons Election
Special |
3.77 |
| 1/3/01 |
How to Purchase
Weapons |
1.69 |
| 1/3/01 |
The Wackiest Captain
in Starfleet |
1.44 |
| 1/18/01 |
Chuck's Laws
|
2.33 |
| 2/8/01 |
California Blackouts |
2.86 |
| 2/8/01 |
Hillary vs Gore |
1.86 |
| 2/8/01 |
Killing Jedi, Acme Style |
2.06 |
| 2/25/01 |
Luke's Fantasy World |
4.24 |
| 2/25/01 |
Luke's Family Life |
3.33 |
| 4/21/01 |
Holograms Amuck |
2.99 |
| 4/21/01 |
The Internet Utopia |
1.33 |
| 4/21/01 |
Willy Wonka and Cloud
City |
2.74 |
| 5/5/01 |
Breast Invasion |
1.34 |
| 6/21/01 |
RPG Characters |
3.26 |
| 7/23/01 |
pr0n |
3.36 |
| 7/23/01 |
A Little Breath of
Sanity |
5.28 |
| 7/23/01 |
Schoolhouse Rock! |
2.62 |
| 8/22/01 |
Chuck at the
Movies: Summer 2001 |
7.58 |
| 12/14/01 |
36 Hours with Chuck
|
5.89 |
| 12/14/01 |
The Knight and the
Gatekeeper |
5.09 |
| 1/10/02 |
LotR: Worst Film of the
Year |
2.07 |
| 1/10/02 |
Jedi Academy Prequel |
3.09 |
| 1/26/02 |
Copy Monkey No More |
7.21 |
| 1/26/02 |
The Last Episode
of Enterprise |
8.21 |
| 1/26/02 |
Against All Odds:
Luke and 7's Wedding |
3.35 |
| 3/25/02 |
There Are No
Off-Topic Threads in ASVS |
5.16 |
| 3/25/02 |
An Implausible Plan? |
2.80 |
| 3/25/02 |
Another Waste of Time:
Rewriting Fellowship of the Ring |
3.34 |
| 4/21/02 |
Five Weeks with
Chuck |
5.67 |
| 4/21/02 |
The Typical Usenet
Thread |
8.12 |
| 5/25/02 |
Chuck vs. His Car |
6.34 |
| 5/25/02 |
Sci-Fi Debris |
8.12 |
| 6/13/02 |
Chuck at the
Movies: Pre-Summer 2002 Blockbuster Preview |
13.8 |
| 7/8/02 |
Chuck at the
Movies: Summer Blockbusters: June 2002 |
13.8 |
| 8/3/02 |
And Again, Oshkosh |
4.49 |
| 8/23/02 |
Discovery Channel
Conspiracy |
2.99 |
| 11/23/02 |
American Idol
Controversy |
2.25 |
| 11/23/02 |
Bread Wars: The
Musical |
1.92 |
| 11/23/02 |
Paradise Lost: The
Lawsuit |
2.83 |
| 11/23/02 |
Owning My Car |
3.90 |
| 11/23/02 |
Unique Opportunity! |
2.64 |
| 1/2/03 |
The Ice Cream
Experiment |
2.08 |
| 1/2/03 |
Spider-man and Silk |
3.22 |
| 1/2/03 |
Yeah, I Know |
6.71 |
| 1/2/03 |
Rambling Remarks
About Christmas |
5.49 |
5/8/03
|
Turning 30
|
2.66
|
|
5/8/03
|
Paradise Lost Chapter 31
|
5.57
|
|
6/25/03
|
Scots Menace Alert Scale
|
1.27
|
|
5/13/04
|
The Science of Irony
|
4.83
|
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